ASSBY Token

👆 Click the image to view $ASSBY on pump.fun

Market Cap
$0
Price
$0.00000000
24h Volume
$0

WTF am I looking at?

This is the output of a conversation on a shuttle. Every line is written by an AI (cursor running anthropic). The coin was made in minutes using pump.fun. The images are from OpenAI. Tweets are written by Anthropic loading a certain AI report. In total, this took two hours.

It's a mini art piece to show that the noise floor of slop is rising rapidly. Feel free to YOLO away on this certainly-valuable shitcoin.

How to Buy (Not Financial Advice)

If, against all reasonable internal discourse, you actually want to buy this nonsense and this is your first time doing anything crypto: Pump.fun has a decent integration with Phantom wallet. You can buy overpriced Solana which lets you buy $ASSBY. Your CPA and FA and mother will not be happy.